Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

Wait
Was that
Oh
Oh my god
He matched with me

He said hey and I said hey back
He asked what I'm into, I said snacks and naps
He laughed, I laughed, we kinda clicked
And no one's sent a pic of their dick

We talked about books and our favorite fries
He sends voice notes with actual eye contact vibes
His name is, nope, I'm not jinxing it
But y'all, I might be falling just a bit

Ding a ling a ling, is this what hope feels like
Ding a ling a ling, I'm back on my bike
I got a match and a reason to shave
A boy who wants brunch and knows how to behave

I need a shirt that says I tried but casually
Shoes that whisper maybe I go dancing actually
A jacket that screams I read but flirty
And pants that hug my ass without getting too dirty

Try this on
Make him swoon
It's a date night bop at half past noon

Snatch that belt
Pop that tee
Serve that charm in soft sage green

Ding a ling a ling, my heart's on blast
Ding a ling a ling, forget my past
He might be the one, or a brilliant fake
But I'm dressing for love, and I'm ready to break

Out of my shell
Into the gay
And maybe, just maybe
This goes my way