Playing With My Ding Dong

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Boots kicked off sittin on my bed
Cowboy apps are useless no matches up ahead
Swipe through a hundred not a cowboy in sight
Guess I'll find my pleasure on my own tonight

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Pulled my hat down low tried another swipe
But every cowboy's bluff none the real type
Hung my spurs on the saddle gave a heavy shrug
Headin to the hub now just to get a rub

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Tossed my phone in the fire let the prairie decide
A cowboy's got needs he can't always hide
No swipes no likes just the moon up above
Guess I'll make my own kind of cowboy love

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Then I heard some boots stomping down by the barn
A real cowboy smiling with a rope on his arm
No more lonely swiping no more wasting my time
He said hop in the saddle boy this cowboy's mine

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
Found me a real cowboy now we're riding for fun
Riding through the sunset not a stitching on