Playing With My Ding Dong

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
\n Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
\n Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
\n Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Boots kicked off sittin on my bed
\n Cowboy apps are useless no matches up ahead
\n Swipe through a hundred not a cowboy in sight
\n Guess I'll find my pleasure on my own tonight

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
\n Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
\n Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
\n Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Pulled my hat down low tried another swipe
\n But every cowboy's bluff none the real type
\n Hung my spurs on the saddle gave a heavy shrug
\n Headin to the hub now just to get a rub

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
\n Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
\n Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
\n Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Tossed my phone in the fire let the prairie decide
\n A cowboy's got needs he can't always hide
\n No swipes no likes just the moon up above
\n Guess I'll make my own kind of cowboy love

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
\n Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
\n Headin to the hub now just to get a rub
\n Shot it in my eye Lord that's cowboy love

Then I heard some boots stomping down by the barn
\n A real cowboy smiling with a rope on his arm
\n No more lonely swiping no more wasting my time
\n He said hop in the saddle boy this cowboy's mine

I'm playing with my ding dong lonely late at night
\n Tried that cowboy app but it just don't swipe right
\n Found me a real cowboy now we're riding for fun
\n Riding through the sunset not a stitching on