Gaycation!

I packed too much glitter, not enough socks
We're going to Greece, and I'm bringing my Crocs
Speedos, check
Sunscreen, hell yes

Babe, we're jetting off to fabulous excess
Mykonos is calling the island of men
and we'll blend in perfectly with all of them
From beachside bars to midnight dips

just don't forget to charge your hips
Jaycation, no stress, just sweat and flirtation
Boys in mesh and drag queens in pearls
this is what it means to see the world

There's Demetrius in leather, sipping a spritz
Nico's dancing in glitter tits
There's a guy who kissed me and asked for my ring
but babe, I just smiled and showed him my king

You better behave, I'm watching your eyes
This island's got muscle and seven-foot thighs
but you're the boy I want in my bed
Even if drag queens steal you instead

Jaycation, no judgment, no translation
Just rainbow flags and techno bass
with love on fire and wind in our face
We held hands in the whitewashed streets

ate olives and danced with aching feet
And for the first time in this wild gay ride
I felt the whole damn world on our side
Jaycation, love's bright manifestation

Two boys, one view, one sweet escape
Our hearts in sync on a Greek landscape from dawn to dusk
We lived out loud in Mykonos
We made ourselves proud

Can we never go home