Song Information
- Track Number: 2 of 22
- Album: Swipe Me to the Moon (A Gay Musical)
- Duration: 2:23
- Released: July 18, 2025
- Genre: Musical Theatre, Pop, LGBTQ+ Music
Lyrics
Another Tuesday night No distractions no excuses Tonight I find a real connection A boyfriend a husband Or at least someone who doesn't send me just This But first What app though Tinder trash just straight men with dogs Grindr great if I want to be bombarded with pics Hinge married by May Scruff hairy dreams with no replies Feeld matched with my therapist twice Hornet I think it's just bots and ghosts Swipe it tap it send that flame Don't be shy it's just a game Crop that face reveal that chest But don't you dare say you up in jest I want romance but end up in ghosting hell I want a cuddle but get send hole at the Sofitel Is there an app for sincerity and grace Or just torsos and the same blank face I don't need fireworks rings or fate Just someone who texts back who shows up not late Someone who listens maybe shares dessert Who asks how I'm doing not just if I flirt What app though what portal what spell To find a guy who doesn't ghost or yell What app though what swipe what screen To find someone who's actually seventeen Emotionally What app though the search the scroll Through pics and pings and pixel soul Until the screen fades down to black And someone finally messages back
Lyrics © 2025 Agust Smari Bjarkarson. All rights reserved.
Written and performed by Agust Smari Bjarkarson (Agust Islandia)