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Another Tuesday night
No distractions no excuses
Tonight I find a real connection
A boyfriend a husband
Or at least someone who doesn't send me just
This
But first
What app though
Tinder trash just straight men with dogs
Grindr great if I want to be bombarded with pics
Hinge married by May
Scruff hairy dreams with no replies
Feeld matched with my therapist twice
Hornet I think it's just bots and ghosts
Swipe it tap it send that flame
Don't be shy it's just a game
Crop that face reveal that chest
But don't you dare say you up in jest
I want romance but end up in ghosting hell
I want a cuddle but get send hole at the Sofitel
Is there an app for sincerity and grace
Or just torsos and the same blank face
I don't need fireworks rings or fate
Just someone who texts back who shows up not late
Someone who listens maybe shares dessert
Who asks how I'm doing not just if I flirt
What app though what portal what spell
To find a guy who doesn't ghost or yell
What app though what swipe what screen
To find someone who's actually seventeen
Emotionally
What app though the search the scroll
Through pics and pings and pixel soul
Until the screen fades down to black
And someone finally messages back